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Lasers & Feelings, RetroRocket

 Necro-Cavaliers of the Astral Galaxy reminded me of just how much fun John Harper's Lasers and Feelings is. So I made a hack. Like so many others have.

There's no new titular dichotomy for my hack, even though lasers aren't so much a part of the 30's era, Buck Rogers-style, planetary romances I wanted to emulate. Something like "Rockets & Romance" would have been entirely genre appropriate, but there's no improving on the geek poetry of declaring "I rolled LaserFeelings!"

Anyway, I hope you like it. Let me know if you play it!


Here's some of my previous noodlings along the same retro-futuristic lines:


  1. Rayguns & Romance? Whatever you call it, this is awesome. Thanks for the hack!

    1. Rayguns & Romance was in he running for awhile. It fits the genre really well. But rolling "Raygun-Romance" doesn't beat "Laser-Feelings!"

      It occurs to me just now that another option for old pulp emulation would be "Science," "Fiction" and "Scientifiction!"

    2. I like the SF connection...! But you're right...I don't think there's much that's going to beat "Laser-Feelings!"

  2. Did you ever move your Maze Rats “An Exaltation of Rockets” Buck Rogers hack any further along?

    1. I haven't. I still hope to, but, for now, this hack will have scratch my Buck Rogers itch.


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