An Abominable Fancy

The First Charter for the Reclamation of Tiberian Lands Cadafael XII, by the Grace of the Gods, King of Middlemarch, Defender of the Realm, crowned in the Light of Urizen, &c. WHEREAS the righteous Gods have returned unto the Wide Foundation of the World the lost and rediscovered lands of Tiberia, now bereft of the Governing Organs of Empire nor her Civilized Peoples, and; WHEREAS our loving and well-disposed subjects have made suitors unto us, that we would vouchsafe unto them our License, to make Habitation in that region of Tiberia commonly referred to as Battersea, and in other territories of Tiberia appertaining unto us; And to that End, are desirous that a company consisting of certain Knights, Gentility, Guildsfolk, Merchants and Adventurers should accompany them; We, greatly commending their Desires for the furtherance of so noble a Work, DO, by these Letters Patents, graciously accept of, and agree to, their humble and well-intended Suit; And ...

Having gone through the extraordinarily unusual step of actually play-testing a home-brew, I now present a second iteration of 5e One-Shot . 5e One-Shot v.2 5e One-Shot v.2 Grayscale (printer friendly!) 5e One-Shot v.2 One-Sheet (quick reference!) I dropped the nicknames, which weren't as character-clarifying as I'd hoped, and slowed down chargen a smidge. The die rolls are divided to prevent people from lining 5 dice up in numerical sequence, which led to similar results. A unified full-page character sheet means I can hand each player a copy of the packet, and they can fill the sheet out as we work through the process. The names-list has been shortened to minimize choice-paralysis and focus on the shorter, simpler names that will be easier to grapple in a single session. I also eliminated most of the names that are still extant, figuring anybody who wants to play a Guy can think up the name "Guy" on their own. The characters can now a...

I trotted out my new quick character generation system, 5e One-Shot , for a game at the local library. And it was a blast! I printed out the rules and made an accordion-fold screen out of them. Crafts Time This screen didn't prove terribly useful—the arrangement of the narrow conference room and outsize table were such that no one could really crowd around a see it. But I think it lent my homebrew system an ersatz professionalism that made it easier for people to get on board. All in all, it worked really well. Everyone ended up with a reasonably realized character with distinct strengths. Some points of improvement: Several players lined their 5d6 up in numerical order, which meant they ended up with very similar characters. I'll need to clarify the desire for a randomized spread. The character sheets are class-based, so that they could have lots of the class information pre-printed on them. But class is the last thing you decide on, so the character ...

Last time I ran an adventure at the local library, I was delighted to find that one of my players was an octogenarian who knew nothing about D&D but was rarin' to go. What could be better than introducing the game to someone like this? Except. It caused a real disconnect with the other players. Spending time bringing her up to speed was time where the others were twiddling their thumbs. It doesn't need to be like that. At its core, D&D 5e isn't all that different than those simple Arnesonian systems . The mechanic you need to know is: Roll a d20. Higher is better. Your character sheet might give you bonuses to add to this roll. You should be able to start playing with just that. Damage rolls and hit dice and whatnot can be explained when they become relevant. Except. The character sheet. It's full of a lot of information that takes a bit of experience to get your head around. In this case we were using pre-gens that, unfortunately, also h...

For an upcoming public library game, I was handed a first-level adventure of the familiar rats-in-the-cellar stripe,  "A Most Potent Brew,"  from Winghorn Press . In prepping the adventure and looking for ways to juice it up, I found myself relying on advice gleaned from the OSR and OSR-adjacent community. 1. Slugs are Fun I thought is was strange, when I picked up David McGrogan's Yoon-Suin , that slug-folk were one of his core playable races—until I used one. Slugs make great NPCs. A slug innkeep serving you a pot of goat stew and sloshing out adventure hooks is much more distinct than, oh, say, a gnome in the same position. Rumpleslumph the slug-man runs the Fallen Tower Brewery and Inn. He keeps a clean inn, is a good boss to the humans and halflings that work in the brewery, and has let the PCs hang around a little too long while they look for work. Now, he's getting nervous, wondering if they'll ever pay their bill. When workers break open an anc...

I'm going to run some 5e games at the local library. I don't want to use pre-gens, but there isn't time for a full chargen session. So I'm going to try this very quick piece of life-path generation. A few assumptions: The PCs are all from the same village, are about the same age, and grew up together. Character creation options have been limited to make the process more fleet and new-player ready. First, we all agree on the name of the village. Then, as a group, we go through the following steps, one at a time. 1. Background Who raised you? What did trade they teach you? Did you like or hate this trade? Roll 1d30 1-10 Acolyte 28-29 Mason (Guild Artisan) 61-65 Hermit 11-12 Brewer (Guild Artisan) 30-31 Painter (Guild Artisan) 66-70 Merchant 13-14 Calligrapher (Guild Artisan) 32-33 Potter (Guild Artisan) ...

Every referee should have a page of names in their binder, shouldn't they? Abbo Ablerus Acot Alexander Almanzor Althalos Ancelot Asher Aster Balan Balthazar Barat Bartholomew Bashir Basil Benedict Berinon Bertram Beves Bilmer Blanko Bodo Borin Bryce Carac Caspar Cassius Cedric Cephalos Chadwick Charillos Charles Chermon Clement Clifton Clovis Cyon Dain Dalmas Danor Dawud Destrian Domeka Doran Dumphey Eadmund Eckardus Edward Adelaide Agatha Aleida Alexia Alianor Aline Alma Alys Amabel Amice Anastas Angmar Annabel Arabella Ariana Ayleth Barberry Barsaba Basilia Beatrix Benevolence Bess Brangian Brigida Brunhild Camilla Canace Cecily Cedany Christina Claramunda Clarice Clover Collette Constance Daima Damaris Daphne Demona Dimia Dione Dorothea Douce Duraina Dyota...