An Abominable Fancy

Here are some of the fabulous enchanted items to be found in the unfathomable Underworld.

The Dogs of Destiny run away and fight and run away again.

 Mind-Bats, Giant Pill Bugs, Giant Ape Myrmidon, Eyes of Shaggath-Ka, and Worm Soldiers!

 In which the players prove themselves malicious liars and ruin my life.

 The PCs celebrate the successful resolution of the murder mystery and finally make it to the dungeon!

 The Apis Irregulars are a band of adventurers seeking employment in and around Fort Enterprise, and have been set up as the rivals to the PC party.

I made cocktails for my gaming group, and we all lived to tell the tale. The Action Economy: One is good, two is better, but three will break the game. The Subdual Damage:  (Mocktail) When you're not actually trying to take someone out.

 The Party confronts murder in its den! Death swoops from the skies! A victory is twisted into deeper doom!